Are Kem si kaki kencing (a story from Mat Mie)

well,well.. i'm handsome boy.. (i always said that..) huhu.. i'm simple guy ^_^ ( from Are Kem profile)

(dialogue between fami n akim)

akim:yea...aq bru lepas mcj ngan abg aq Akim AF7.. sumpah ! korang ada??hahah cian

fahmi:ceh...wat jekun leh..aq ciap bercakap ngan rita rudaini xkata pa on

akimh:yeke?yg unk jeles ni pasal? mmg jeles

akim: oh yeke?yg unk jeles ni pasal? jeles bersar,...hahhah

fahmi:cuis...ckit pon aq xjeles....dok la...yg ko dok megah sgt leh mcj nga c akim tu pahal...nk kata yg die ade leh !!

akim:ye?alaaaaaaa...lex ar...nk 6ber die??a\nnti aq bgi

fahmi:wei ko duk kl kan..???

akim:yup awt...??? (AWT N UNK ??? > DIALECT PERLIS)

fahmi:ko duk kl area sungkai ke???(actualy ad kt perak..)

akim:yup... haha mne unk tau aq duk area sungkai...??

fahmi:aq tau laa.. wei ko suka kencing kan..??

akim: haah..?? semua org suka kencing...

fahmi: laaa hahah mmg ko kaki kencing pown sungkai kt perak laa bdoh ooi...